1AM, and Willard has outlasted his Flyertalk compatriots (just!) and figures that, since the bar at the Westin hasn't closed, he might as well just go for a little nightcap....

Whoa! Hello Ladies! Steady on - there's enough Willard for everyone!

....Em, er, I think I've heard about things like this happening in Bangkok on the Internet......

Wasn't I wearing trousers a minute ago.....? "One night in Bangkok....."

....."makes a small Bear humble"